Alternative Ingredient of the week: Crisps
- James Dickman
- Mar 10, 2017
- 1 min read
“Fried potato discs?! Ingredient of the week !?” I hear you unintelligibly clamour out your quail crepe with a yakult jus stuffed face.
However, they are the ultimate answer to the question: what should I eat now that its breakfast? They also answer the question ‘Its lunch and I should feed myself?’ You may also know them from ‘Is it dinner?’ They go best with luke warm air and normal fingers.
Yes they come in many shapes and sizes, flavours and coloured bags, and you needn’t need cutlery or a plate (however, if you’ve kept a packet of Skips in your back pocket sitting on a say, a horse you may require a straw if be need be.) Henceforth they’re almost like modern day space food that astronauts eat, but for landfolk. They ain’t new either.
They’re always fresh too! Nitrogen is crammed into the bags so hard and fast you can’t even see it go in. Nitrogen is a natural repellent of negative thoughts. So try them out as a faster, cheaper, healthier and hassle free alternative to other habits like smoking and not breathing regularly.
